LIKE OMG KTHNX~!

Nay~jee... I ttly luv u n stuff... but let's ttly just b friends, kk?
I ttly need 2 focus on my business n stuff, and save up 4 my own house.

K! Zetsu is ttly liek, teh kewlest for ttly agreeing 2 help me, kthnx! He's so gonna help me run teh store n stuff, promoting, growing plantz, delivering n all sorts of stuff!! 2day we painted up teh shop window with flowerz n birds n a sun n stuff 2 make it all look prett~i ^_^ K, Zetsu, u r ttly rawkin, I ttly luv u~

( Come Vist Ino and Zetsu's Little Shop <s>Horrors</s> of Flowers! )

Nay~jee and I ttly liek, trained n stuff 2day... it was hard! He ttly went way hard on me... Sry, Nay~jee, that liek, I ttly didn't do bttr n stuffs... But u ttly need 2 lighten up, k? I was so not used 2 that kind of hard werk n stuff... ._. I'm gonna b so sore 2morrow *sigh~*

K, so liek, stop by teh store for flowerz pplz, but um, plz ttly don't mind me if I'm wiped n way tired... ._. Nay~jee is a cruel sen~sei and clueless bf liek, omgawd... *whines*

^_^

Omgawd k, liek, Nay~jee and I r ttly liek, dating now n stuff! ♥
Shout outz to my kewt bird man, k? ttly liek, luv u n stuff babe!

Um, I went shopping with Shikitipi 2day n ttly bought this hawt leather catsuit n took photoz of him n stuff dressed up in leather n a trench coat! :O omgawd, Shikamaru u r way 2 kewl! i am ttly glad u r on my team and if that stoopid whorehog Ank-hobo touches u i will ttly liek, give her to sum starving children in some poor country to liek, eat or wutever 9_9 ya, cuz no1 fux with my team mates kthnx :D ♥

Newayz, Nay~jee is ttly liek, sleeping over n stuff, n I'm ttly tired from going ice skating with him, playing @ teh arcade, swimming, n liek, so much else ^_^ He's ttly liek, the best bf! kthnx, I'm going 2 bed now!!

baibai~♥

OMGAWD! K, like, I totally met so many ppl today n stuff! I can't even keep track, but like woah, I will totally try, hehe~!

Okay, like, I met Dei-chan today, and he tooootally painted me nude n stuff ♥ That was way hawt, and I gave him pumpkin pie and took nude photos of him and photos of him in drag! BUT THEN LIKE, THAT STUPID HE-SHE JERK TOTALLY LET ME FALL OUT OF A WINDOW N STUFF WHICH WAS LIEK, SO NOT KEWL!!~@@@!1!!! Yeah, we are totally not BFF's, kthnx 9_9

After that, like, I seen Sasuke, but he ignored me So typical but I'd forgive HIM for anything *_*

Um, I got to meet Sasori and I totally outsmarted that cutie pie! I still got the vid-e-oh's, Sasopants! You n me could totally watch them 1 nite n stuff and liek, have so much fun or wutever! Yeah, that could be kewl, like, if you weren't such a boring stiff n stuff!~

Kisame and I went swimming and beat each other up XD OMGAWD! That was TTLY HAWT!! I loved stealing your swim shorts, k?! Your shark bait totally reeled me in, zomfgbbqkthnx!~@#@#!!@!1!!11!1!!!one!!!!!

Kiba, the theatre will never let us in again, but being teh total el~ite SHINO-BEEEEE'S that we rly r, we can so henge n stuff and get in again n blow up more toilets n wutever! K, you n your husband better take rly good care of Mai Spedula ♥ um, like, can I ttly be a god parent n stuff!? Omg you and Shino are way hawt and kick ass!!! @_@

Sakura, um, I'm hawter, kthnx.

Haku, like, sorry if I scared you, but you were just OH SO GLOMPABLE!! OMFG!!!! ^_^

Hinata-chan! I didn't see you later like I wanted to n stuff, but I totally had fun shopping and going to the hotsprings! You got a hot bod and should show it off more, k? ^_^ I hope you are feeling better, um, cuz you're waaaay prettier when you like, smile and stuff and are happy! ♥

Um, Ita-chee~ You ttly kissed me and stuff, which was way hawt, but like you're still not Sasuke-kun ~_~ next time, umm, could you like, be more rough or wutever?!

OMGAWD SHINO YOU ARE THE DANCING KING I LUV YOU BFF!!!!!!!! *_*

Gaa-rah~ Leeboo! Like, I still have negatives! AND VID-E-OH'S! And like, in my secret Ino-cave, which NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT CUZ IT'S ELITE LIEK THAT OMFG, there's stuffs there you can't take, and like, I won't show ne1, but woah *O* it's waaay sex~eh!!!!!!

Yeah, so like... um... I'm tired now...
Why's Konoha ttly full of woman beaters?~!!#@#

Shikamaru, we need to ttly go like, shopping n stuff kthnx luv u baibai!~